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Bella's Lament

from Local Honey by Moosejaw Muldoon

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Bella's lament


I welcome summer
with covered legs
and open arms
beneath my blouse
there will be waxing
there will be waning
two weeks of shaving
'fore I go out

oh my god,
why do you hate me?
Exfoliate me
just like a model
oh lord make me
a chinese crested
blonde hair and breasts and
a hairless body

my poor mother
i know she's dreading
my sister's wedding
cause i m in it now
she'll have my sister
sit on my chest and
she'll do her best to
tweeze my eyebrows

oh my god,
why do you hate me?
Exfoliate me
just like a model
oh lord make me
a chinese crested
blonde hair and breasts and
a hairless body

i can't understand
why a rich ad man
says im not feminine
just because i
cover my breasts and
i don't wear dresses and
have more hair then him

oh my god,
why do you hate me?
Exfoliate me
just like a model
oh lord make me
a chinese crested
blonde hair and breasts and
a hairless body

oh my god,
why do you hate me?
Exfoliate me
just like a model
oh lord make me
a chinese crested
blonde hair and breasts and
a hairless body

2010, Moosejaw Muldoon

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from Local Honey, released October 27, 2012

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Moosejaw Muldoon is a trio of skee-ballin’ Jersey girls with something to say.

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